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Sunday, October 13, 2013

What does the Fox say- Caveman style!

OK- there you go- a really cool video, that I love, many other people love, and that was ripe for a Paleo version!

I hope you like it- I sure did!!

But now, get ready for the crazy... Paleo version!!

I hope you enjoy the video version as much as I did making it today!



It's nice to let your inner creative child out, once in a while! ( In my case, at LEAST once per week!)

You know, paleo-wise, that it IS important to play, right??

So, that is what I am doing!

I am also decorating and getting ready to roll a .....

Tiny playhouse/golf club/irishpub/cabin in the woods!

I will put pictures up forthwith!!

J

What does the caveman say?

Raptor goes Growl
Sabre tooth goes roar
Dodo squacks
And Pterydoctyl soars

Wooly mammoth goes moo
brontosaurus croak
and T Rex screams from his throat

Giant squids say squish
and Stegasaurus howls
and giant serpents go hiss hiss hiss hiss!

But there’s one sound
That no one knows
What does the caveman say?

Ugabugabugugagugugbugug- me no likum wheat!
Ugabugabugugagugugbugug- me no likum wheat!
Ugabugabugugagugugbugug- me no likum wheat!

What does the caveman say?

Stinkyugawinkum- stinkyugawinkum-sugar Me hate that!
Stinkyugawinkum- stinkyugawinkum-sugar Me hate that!
Stinkyugawinkum- stinkyugawinkum-sugar Me hate that!
What does the caveman say?

Mehateehateehateehateehateehhateehatee CORN!
Mehateehateehateehateehateehhateehatee CORN!
Mehateehateehateehateehateehhateehatee CORN!
What does the caveman say?

Stinkum stinkum stinkum soy!
Stinkum stinkum stinkum soy!
Stinkum stinkum stinkum soy!
What does the caveman say?



Hairy face
muscled bod
chasing prey
barefoot on sod

Flint tipped spear
In mammoth chest
Suddenly you’re hunting best!

Your health is great
Dentition full
Like a healthy animal

But if you meet
a gmo
Will you eat it?
I say no-o-o-o-o
no-o-o-o-o
no-o-o-o-o!

Would you eat something that nature doesn’t grow?
I’d just say no-
no-o-o-o-o
no-o-o-o-o!
What does the caveman say?

Me no likum fakum food!
Me no likum fakum food!
Me no likum fakum food!
What does the caveman say?

Yuckyyuckyuckyyucky boiled milk
Yuckyyuckyuckyyucky boiled milk
Yuckyyuckyuckyyucky boiled milk
What does the caveman say?

I on-ly eatum real food!
I on-ly eatum real food!
I on-ly eatum real food!
What does the caveman say?

A-oo-oo-oo- organ meats!
A-oo-oo-oo- organ meats!
A-oo-oo-oo- organ meats!
What does the caveman say?

The secret of the caveman
Ancient mystery
Somewhere back in time
You can tell us what to eat,
Will we ever know?
It is a mystery
What do you say?

You’re my genius mentor
In the misty past
What should we eat??

(Caveman sings)
You needum eatum realum foods!

Will we ever know?

(Caveman sings)Eatum real foods dumboy dumb

I want to

(Caveman sings)
Eat paleo

I want to

(caveman sings)
Eat paleo dum dum

I want to know!!

(Caveman sings)  Don’t be, a big dummy eat paleo)